this is no threatening letter

dear alarm clock,

CAN YOU FCUKING RING LOUDER?! IM TRAINING MYSELF TO BE AN EARLY BIRD MAN! please dont fail me, you know theres a HELL lot of your "friends" waiting to replace you any time! 

from:

the fcuker who sleep beside you every single night

well anyway, lets hope that im heading to zouk this coming friday! happening, really happening. one group at mos, even have idiots going to st. james. HAHA. in the midst of rotting, a song came across my mind then to my mouth. 

something like: "uptown girl, shes been living in her uptown world. lalalal~ lalala." oh man, it gets the mood going! 

ph saved the day for sending it, tele-pathy girl!*