when are we gonna rest

in my best attempt to be a world class magician, i'd just managed to learn three lil puny card tricks. HAHA. actually i knew them like half a year ago but i totally forgotten clean bout em'. since i got nothing to do for now and i didnt want to touch any games, so ill keep myself busy with that; period. 

and October is heading real soon, plus i gonna prepare for bs birthday party (still thinking bout' the horrible one he prepared for me when it was my birthday) WELL, guys dont give a shit bout such crap right. or rather we just leave it to that day itself. 

i think most of my friends are close to him, so the official date we're gonna fcuk his ass crack upset down is 11th (sat). the worst part of organizing stuff, is to make sure that those faggots can be available on one particular date. 

so, next month was all about partying not clubbing; health hazard noted. halloween at night safari? sounds egg-citing.

i swear i never used it before

i think its not over yet and it stretches till next saturday night. ohsofun.

anyway, i started watching "kang xi lai le". SUNDAY equals to videos and more videos. 

i think this episode should be damn interesting enough.

watch it and think whether it actually happened to you before. smirked

so many questions but i guess you know it best man.

most important part is that you laugh your ass off in the process!

first part:

1/5 2/5 3/5 4/5 5/5

second part:

1/5 2/5 3/5 4/5 5/5

enjoy.

gi-ddy

alright i admit, im in terrible state of giddiness. but i can still type, oh fcuk it. i bet this is how it feels when you took drugs, the sensation. alright, its just martell; just two bottles. i totally changed my impression of st. james, it was awesome to a point man. not too squeezed nor is it too emptied, just the way you want it to be. that bs, screw'd it up man. harbour front, he sat to sengkang?! then he forgot to bring ic, totally wasted my time of waiting. tmd!

it was great, i saw lots of my old friends. cheers*

official ceremony

wait first! ive decided to go to the ohsopeaceful bbq session and go straight home for some healthy rest man. then come this "BUT", guys gathering man! all the faggots from hope51, they gonna gala gala again tonight. left me in the group still haven puke like merlion and sleep like a log, survivor series man! i think hes gonna pay back what i'd said to him last night, "walau, so fast t-o liao!" *borntobearrogant man! 

HAHA. anyway i gonna see the familiar liehao and wilson, hopefully. 

till then,

i hope i come back alive;

not on the roadside near zouk.

happy bday xueyi, bytheway.

face off

that close man, opening nearly gone case!

of course, xy went really really "good game". saved our asses. 

now i really hate mixture with coke, its OHMYFCUKINGSHIT!

nonetheless, the drowsy feeling rock.

love is

we all have questions,

questions that we never have answers to.

we all are looking,

looking bout' whats missing in our life.

we all belong to different worlds,

worlds that never fail to bring out the differences.

k' session later man! for a surprise to a birthday boy, we brought a bottle of XO. 

ready to get high?

nights

where's the music

dont you ever ask yourself this once,

"am i going into a relationship just for the sake of being in one?"

then i ask myself again,

"how can anyone just go into a relationship within 2 weeks or a month of knowing each other?"

when youre doing it, you dont give a shit bout that.

alright lets not travel to the past ya :D HAHA

ANYWAY! (i think i love to use this word now)

im finally get a REAL taste of the old classmates. before i got a shock that one of my friend actually got attached, as informed by jg. no details, i was told that i will know on fri night. umm, interesting. fucking dont tell me its the one who sang with me during the last kbox! 

of cos, the cunning me goes "whens your turn coming?" 

his reply, "speak for yourself."

i went ALT F4.

fri: xueyi's bday party (darn, i smell martell but thats nothing at all to me. someone please bring down my arrogance)

sat: DICT bbq fcuking gathering (oh fcuk, its gonna be super wet shit)

i drove for miles and miles 

and wound up at your door

i've had you so many times 

but somehow i want more

(nah, i cant drive for nuts)

feel

when it all comes down to "she will be loved", 

lie down like how you used to sleep during your secondary school days,

and start singing in your mind as the music play on.

thats tonight, just tonight.

fcuk, my throat's burning

i was thinking, "did i just screw my image with that post?" well, not that it matters since i wrote it for fun. HAHA.

anyway, if anyone ever go to sushi tei in the near future, just remember to order the 32bucks steamboat. the soup base is HEAVENLY, "ma-goose"! just went there on saturday since bs thought that he deserve decent delicacies after a hard weekdays' work. 

then, then. we played one extreme sport, play shots with chivas. the whole idea is to try to get drunk. (notice the word "TRY") half a bottle for just a mere 15mins, we left the pub within 30mins! fuck, alright i just love the dizzy feeling. that felt sooooo fucking great. yj couldnt get to see his stacey, but hes got the bottle with her name on, personally.

so, wanna try?

perhaps

how many times have you,

1. wish that time could turn back so that things would be much different?
   
2. wish that school would start late and end early?
   
3. hope that things would slow down so that you can catch your breathe?
   
4. hope that it doesnt rain today?
   
5. breakdown because of an incident?
   
6. shop from morning till midnight?
   
7. won/lost from mahjong?
   
8. always believe that youre right but in fact youre wrong?
   
9. think that he/she is such a two-faced asshole?
   
10. think dirty bout' a particular woman?
    
11. think that the things that he/she do, suck big time?
    
12. think that life was great, for now?
    
13. think that money was everything in life?
    
14. stoop so low just to get a girl's attention?
    
15. fcuk the hell out of a total stranger?
    
16. thought of, "DAMN, that girl's cute!"?
    
17. actually fall for your good friend, unknowingly?
    
18. tried to drink away all your sorrows?
    
19. thought that "hmm, he/she is interested in me."?
    
20. tried to do things beyond your means?
    
21. lied in a relationship?
    
22. actually flirt behind one's back?
    
23. been reminded of your previous love?
    
24. forgiven a person even though you did not want to?
    
25. think that "forever" was actually dumb?
    
26. actually thought that two-timing was not bad of an idea?
    
27. tried to take advantage, when one is down?
    
28. think that there could be a "future" with him/her?
    
29. think that, "wth, where is his/her dressing sense?"
    
30. deny the fact that youre really afraid of ghost?
31. thought if Jesus is the real deal?
    
32. got captured by one's physical assets?
    
33. actually done the "scandalous" affair?
34. tried to be another person in front of the person you like?
    
35. misplace your trust?
    
36. think that love is worth "waiting"?
    
37. tried to make me drunk? :D
    
38. tried to prove that youre happier than your ex?
    
39. loved someone for who they are?
    
40. start singing when youre bathing?
    
41. tried to deny the fact that youre no longer a virgin?
    
42. have you used the word "fuck" on your parents?
    
43. sing a love song for someone?
    
44. think that babies are fcuking irritating?
    
45. believe in the word, "love"?
    
46. tried to get whatever attention you can?
    
47. dream of someone?
    
48. sleep from morning till supper time?
    
49. think that KFC is better than MACDONALDS?
    
50. think that your course is a complete waste of time?
    
51. think that "it's all too late."?
    
52. think that chocolates suck?
    
53. thought that changing pm is pretty stupid but just couldnt help it?
    
54. laugh like never before, recently?
    
55. actually looked at a message and started smiling unknowingly?
    

how many times are you actually guilty of the above?

not falling for any

started dancing in front of the mirror, for an hour. why? cause i forgot the things i was gonna write bout' when i woke up. 

HAIRCUT HAIRCUT HAIRCUT

is this the autumn feeling im getting?

no "B"s no chicks

wth am i getting all the Cs in my result slip?! 

SHIT MAN, i shouldnt skip lesson after the mst! got pulled down like ****!

i didnt even amaze my language lecturer, C+ (**** you seriously!)

gpa 2.1?

is that for even for human?

okay, need to wake up man! 

gonna buy more alarm clocks.

i am no smart scholar, thank god i didnt forward any modules.

the challenge:

round 1: alvin vs jewel (nb, i lost 1 sushi treat)

round 2: alvin (with the help of best buddy WK) vs jewel (with the help of SEAN)

still pending till end of year.

fcuk i just lost like 100bucks on this horrible shit, alright maybe 70bucks worth of food supplies. nevermind, guys ought to honor their stupid words! 

EXPLICIT CONTENT

last night was fcuking funny, i just couldnt stop laughing. 

the first sentence when WZ saw me, "SIOL ALVIN! THAT PUA BYE KIA! still fighting over psp with a girl?" 

my reply, " KAO PEI LAH, CAN YOU FCUKING DONT BRING THAT UP. NABEI IT WAS LIKE YEARS BACK." middle finger*

everyone started laughing. 

felt relieved, we're still jokers man. that "pu bor" kia WZ is heading to ns tml, oh my. just before i thought we can meet up for more fun and laughter. that is one fcuking fun guy, i just couldnt stop laughing once that fag open his "PUA BYE" mouth. THEO is going in 4 months time, and fcuk him seriously. NABEI go turn at 160 speed, fcuk up. 

of course, chec hangout is none other than LANSHOPS. SIBEI heng man, we won against strangers. HAHA.

in the car with WZ (on the way back):

WZ: "Alvin, you racist is it?"

ME: "why the fcuk you ask me?"

WZ: "HAHAHAHA, see your PUA BYE CHEE HONG BIN confirm! HAHAHA"

ME: "cheebye."

if i hardly wrote these kind of beautiful dialects, this will definitely be the first man! :D

on the lighter note,

if youre missing someone, 

this would be perfect. 

I'm not broke,

I'm just a broken-hearted man.

(you wish man! HAHA)

the good CHEC times

HAHA, DAMN SONG!

MY PRIVATE SCHOOL CLASSMATES ARE GOING FOR A "TOTALLY-NO-PLANNING" SUPPER AT THIS WEE HOUR. 

oh well, they are the fcuking funniest classmates ever. can you image your classmate using a marker to draw on his **** during mathematics lesson? HAHA HELL YEAH. that was the shit where we laughed till stomachache and kana detention. its none other than the ohsoretarded WEIZHOU. 

the ahbeng-cum-narutofan, RINO (one smart guy with his chemistry) not forgetting the big size yet retarded guy named THEODORE, alright hes fetching me now. YEAH plus the oh-so-ah-lian bimbo that pawn in her english language, VANESSA. alright, thats all i can rmbr. 

dedicated to them, 

hope they are well in whatever they are doing!

"hey look alvin, *showing his **** skin, NICE? HAHAHAHAHA!"

off to amk for showdown.

did you smile today?

all the way to chinatown to eat our favourite "samba stingray" and "claypot rice", it finally moved back to the original location from outram.  savoring all the damn cheap delicacies! sadly, i have to scratch my bloody head due to the samba shit. always a price to pay for hot stuff! 

SO, CHINATOWN GOT NOTHING FOR US TO SHOP OR FIND INTEREST IN. maybe we will go back there when we're in our 50s, to play chess :D

yes, we drink again. "FIVE TEN" really make the whole shit exciting man! the shop screwed up our halfbottled chivas so we need to get a new one, with like no discount? wth is that?! something different, this time the bottle is that bartender's name instead of ours. (a friend who crap around with us, Stacey is her name)

never play five ten with strangers, you will suffer for your stupidity.

(not me, dont worry. im always good)

(okay.. i got kicked in the ass once. alright, twice)

bon-jour 

bon jour

AUTHENTIC RAMEN! 

yeah, so 2 faggots decide to have dinner there man (pt intro). it taste better than other sushi restaurants, even though with my severe flu. damn fcuk nice, just like the japanese way for the ambience. (located at central point?)

as my nose was making love with the tissues, ph sent me this youtube video by kevjumba "girls are like m&m", laugh my way through! so if you need a good laugh, give it a try!

got fed up with the com, so i reformatted it. alright it took less than 30mins :D HAHA

need a remedy? try norton ghost, your first and only stop to format your fcuk'd up com within a flash!

till then,

au revoir.

a lady

shes got the long silky hair

shes got this distinctive features

shes got her own attitude

she smell like shes wearing perfume which she wasnt

shes too mesmerizing with her smiles

this cannot be, reality.

infidelity

are you?

umm, ponders*

if you have a partner, and you cant express your feelings well then maybe this might be perfect for you.

christ brown - with you

got it?

this is no threatening letter

dear alarm clock,

CAN YOU FCUKING RING LOUDER?! IM TRAINING MYSELF TO BE AN EARLY BIRD MAN! please dont fail me, you know theres a HELL lot of your "friends" waiting to replace you any time! 

from:

the fcuker who sleep beside you every single night

well anyway, lets hope that im heading to zouk this coming friday! happening, really happening. one group at mos, even have idiots going to st. james. HAHA. in the midst of rotting, a song came across my mind then to my mouth. 

something like: "uptown girl, shes been living in her uptown world. lalalal~ lalala." oh man, it gets the mood going! 

ph saved the day for sending it, tele-pathy girl!*

drinks are not on me

this is not good, this is not so good. my throat is paying the price of playing the "5sec liquor" game (simple, just take the bottle and drink it for any timing) crap, bs actually sang better than me! SIAO LIAO MAN! HAHA. but singing the karaoke fire up the urge to sing man, kbox! anyway, before heading to the pub in boat quay, we went to check it out at China One. the ambience there was, fabulous! just go check it out or, ask me to go with you man :D

simple nights out. no reservations, no restrictions.

letting go is the start of something fresh

*omg this title sound so emo man! wth

humans are elated for many different reasons.

damn im in such a hurry now, yj is already on his way to the hawker! but i still have the urge to write a BULLSHIT entry before leaving.

your mind wanted to quit rotting on the bloody com, but your hands aint helping you with that. so i made this decision to let fate decide, game addicts or no way. im glad it ended just the way i want it to be, as in SUPER HAPPY THAT I'D QUITTED THAT MUTHAFUCKING GAME! HAHA.

and of course,

messages that bring smile to my face :D

till then,

happy birthday to the cookie whore; LEANE!

*laughs

V

i took one hour thinking bout' what to write, cause i just couldnt recall earlier on. there was this celebrity talk show on channel u, i was laughing throughout it man. why? part of it was that i just love to laugh and the other was, he was right on the spot bout' everything shit he'd said. 

before anybody gets the wrong idea, this is no emotional post man! never man.

"women, she can forgive you 1 time, 2 times, many times.

but once they decided on something, that is it.

no matter how much you try, its futile."

theyre definitely not known for the "vicious creatures" ever for nothing man. look around, ask around and you will get it somehow. its definitely not the special move for guys, perhaps theres always this perception that we are suppose to be able to handle all sort of shit. anyway i cant explain this part well, so lets give it a pass :D 

alright, i just woke up at 1130am to continue typing this piece of shit. so i have decided to bounce on zouk on next friday and i am gonna ask every single people i've known to hit it; whether you like it or not man! DRINKING OF CAUSE MUST GO PUB MAN OR BALCONY. 

ma de, dont know wth to write anymore.

cause i haven brush my teeth :D

V for vendetta.

V for valerie.

V for shut the v up.

cookie whore

if you've stopped exercising for around two years, then one pleasant evening you decided to go for a basketball match. 

The result? 

two days of fcuking body aching. well, it still feels damn shiok man! 

when youre desperate, you went around searching for shit to do. 

FOR THIS PART, YOU WILL REALIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF YOUR SOCIAL LIFE. HAHA!

as for my pathetic case, i went around nudgin' peeps for MJ. BO KAKIS SIA! haha! see lahh, always reject when they ask you for MJ last time; now karma! 

CALL ME IF EU NEED KAKI, 24/7 AVAILABLE. FRIEND/FOE ARE WELCOMED. at least i know how to play tiles right, can 1 lahhh! laughs* 

*the moment i was caught online

pinhua (at work) says:

hahahhahaha

i cant keep my hands off the cookie jar says:

LOL

pinhua (at work) says:

see you're a sucker for cookie jar as well !

i cant keep my hands off the cookie jar says:

I KNOW U GONNA REPLY SOMEHOW!

pinhua (at work) says:

hahahhahahaa

ARE YOU A COOKIE WHORE? YES I AM, PERIOD.

gym class heroes - cookie jar

i can send you if you want :D